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Witkowski's father (a Congressman) constantly harassing him while on duty and offering to pull political strings to get him transferred to a safer part of the Air Force.
There is little in the way of conflict, suspense, or drama.
Prologue: With his seriously impressive (by 1994 standards) computer, Crow attempts to access the wonder that is the information superhighway using state of the art (by 1994 standards) dial-up.
When his talked-up tech skills crumble after he's unable to connect, Mike and Tom have to restrain him from smashing the computer/himself.
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