Dating embarrassing story
He then violently sharted himself in front of 7 people. My boyfriend is like, “Okay let’s take the scenic route.” I look at him like I am going to cut him and tell him to get home.
As I was throwing up, my child decided to kick me in the bladder, making me piss myself. “When I was like 7 I sneezed in church and it made me fart at the same time.
Here are six of our favorite embarrassing stories from dating. She mentioned a cat that had recently died and for some reason my brain just wouldn’t let that go so I started talking about all my dead pets. The food comes out, I go to grab my knife and fork but they’re not there. I figure since there’s no going back from this I continued devouring the steak like a hungry dog. He commandeered the laptop and wanted to show me the company website because he helped design it and wanted to show off a little.
As the social anxiety clouds our judgement we can say and do some astoundingly stupid things. We asked some friends, coworkers and strangers what their single most disaster date was. Between the inexperience and the nerves I had very little to say so she did most of the talking. We’d walked around town for a bit deciding where to eat so at this point I’m starving. We settle on this bistro, sit down and I order a steak. He started telling me about how he works for his dad’s company during the summertime. I did it with a bit too much enthusiasm and caught her nose, there was so much blood.
However it is a relief to know that our reaction speed isn’t too shabby. Eye boogers, nose boogers, food in the teeth, stains on clothes – any type of visually off-putting monstrosity that you unknowingly wore all day. Doing something odd when you’re all alone, then thinking “what if” you’re currently being recorded?
Especially terrible after a long day of coming face to face with a lot of people who you just know saw it up close and personal. The unique ringtones set for special people in our lives going off in quiet settings never fails to warrant some shame. It’s even more embarrassing when you realize that you seriously considered the possibility that a camera was taping your solo shenanigans. Spilling your alcoholic beverage whether in a bar or at a friend’s home.
It didn’t work out, and I haven’t seen that guy in years, but I still cringe inwardly whenever I think about it.