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:) But we lied and told him it was a joke, it wasn’t. He was a perfect gentleman on that date and on prom night. Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management.
Normally he was “Handy Andy”, as reported later by other girls. :) Now I have a “Serious Social Purposes” Shotgun that I will be cleaning, God Wiling, when some boys comes to pick up my granddaughters, in 9 to 11 years. Maybe we both should be cleaning guns, when the guys come to pick up the twins? All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
Ten Simple Rules for Dating my Daughter Rule One : If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two : You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
"), I'm going to post this on the front door in 24 point font to ward off any potential suitors for my daughter. ******************* Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Do anything inappropriate with, or to my daughter and I’ll use you to fertilize my garden.
I’ll have great tomatoes next year, and no one will ever find you”.
I thought I'd share it with you guys, as I'm sure many of you are fathers who might appreciate this.
Someday when I have kids (as Ian would say: "OMG Heaven Forbid!
Rule Five : In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six : I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.